Witch Jokes

Q: What is a witches favorite forecast?
A: A cold spell

 
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch

 
Q: What do they teach in witching school?
A: Spelling

 
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray

 
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet

 
Q: What do you call a witches living together?
A: Broommates

 

Ghost Jokes

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White Pillowcases

 
Q: What does a ghost say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul!

 
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centres

 
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream

 
Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar

 
Q: Where does a ghost go on holiday?
A: Mali-boo

Vampire Jokes

Q: Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin

 
Q: Why do vampires scare people?
A: They bore to death

 
Q: What is like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck

 
Q: What song does Dracula hate?
A: “You are My Sunshine”

 
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay