Christmas jokes

Christmas? when we exchange lots of things we’d like to keep for lots of things we don’t want.

It’s Christmas and time to again to start asking the question: where to go to pay how much for how many of which kind of what to give to whom?

Most people go through three Santa Claus stages. First, you believe in Santa Claus. Then, you don’t believe in Santa Claus. Finally, you are Santa Claus.

A Santa Claus went to a psychiatrist and said: "Doc, I don’t believe in myself!"

Last year I explained to the children that there is no Santa Claus, and this year I’ll try to explain it to my wife.

Christmas is the time of the year of anticipation, preparation, recreation, relation, prostration, and recupertation.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

What does Father Christmas suffer from it he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrofobia!

What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly?

Where do you find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them

What’s the difference between a reindeer and a snowball ?
They’re bot brown, except the snowball

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
Chick to chick

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with

What do get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Snow bite

What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels ?
Father Christmas on roller skates!