St. Valentine’s Day Jokes

"If you really loved me, you would have married someone else!"

-"Say you love me!"
"Say you love me!"
-"You love me!"


"Did you miss you while while I was gone?"
"Were you gone?"

"Will you love me when I’m old and gray?"
"Why must I way wait that long?"

I believe in love at first sight.
It saves such a lot of time!

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage…