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Witch Jokes

Q: What is a witches favorite forecast?
A: A cold spell
 
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch
 
Q: What do they teach in witching school?
A: Spelling
 
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray
 
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet
 
Q: What do you call a witches living together?
A: Broommates
 

Ghost Jokes

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White Pillowcases
 
Q: What does a ghost say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul!
 
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centres
 
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream
 
Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar
 
Q: Where does a ghost go on holiday?
A: Mali-boo
 

Vampire Jokes

Q: Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?

A: Because of his coffin
 
Q: Why do vampires scare people?
A: They bore to death
 
Q: What is like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck
 
Q: What song does Dracula hate?
A: “You are My Sunshine”
 
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay