Education today is teaching a child
how to talk and then teaching it
how to keep quiet

What I wanted to know
when I was at school was
why did the teachers get paid
when it was the kids
who did all the work

School days are the happiest days
of your life- but only if the kids are
old enough to attend

When it came to education,
my father wanted me to have
all the advantages he never had
he sent me to... girls’ school

- So how were the exam questions?
- They were so easy. It was the answers
I had troubles with

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention!
Pupil: I’m paying as little as I can!

Teacher: What comes after "O"?
Class: YEAH!

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?
Pupil: Not a bit!

Teacher: Name five animals that live in the jungle
Pupil: A lion… and four giraffes

- I’m worried about you being at the bottom of the class
- But, Mum, they teach the same things at both ends